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Season 16 table →The awards
Each award has its own gold symbol, the same everywhere on the siteLeague championsTop of the Overall table: pitch + scales + tracking.
Recorded for 14 of 14 seasons
Scales winnersTop of the Scales table. The team that lost the most weight together.
Recorded for 9 of 14 seasons
Pitch winnersTop of the Pitch table. Best team on the football alone.
Recorded for 8 of 14 seasons
Challenge championsMost points from the weekly club challenges.
Recorded for 2 of 2 seasons · since Season 14
Amazing LoserThe player whose weight loss stood out most that season.
Recorded for 13 of 14 seasons
Top scorerHighest weight score on the scales over the season.
Recorded for 14 of 14 seasons
Top pitch scorerMost goals on the pitch over the season.
Recorded for 6 of 5 seasons · since Season 11
Battle Royale winnerLast man standing in the weight loss game: lose every week, miss one or two at most, and never gain.
Recorded for 3 of 3 seasons · since Season 13
ClubmanFor the person who has done the most for the club.
Recorded for 8 of 14 seasons
Cup winnersWinners of the season's cup competition, in the seasons that had one.
Recorded for 6 of 6 seasons · Seasons 1–7
Special awardOne-off honours, like National Team of the Year.
1 awarded
Season by season
ChampionsJuventubs
18.2kg lost by the league
- Scales winnersJuventubs
- Pitch winnersAC MealPlan
- Challenge championsJuventubs
- Amazing LoserMarc Mitchinson
- Top scorerJonny Bundock, Ian Lomas & Neil Johnson
- Top pitch scorerChris Tyrer (19)
- Battle Royale winnerIan Lomas
- ClubmanMarc Mitchinson & Bradley Drysdale
ChampionsAC MealPlan
69.3kg lost by the league
- Scales winnersJuventubs
- Pitch winnersRepublic of Pieland
- Challenge championsGluton Town
- Amazing LoserRobert Popa
- Top scorerChristopher Heath
- Top pitch scorerHayden Crank (10)
- Battle Royale winnerJonny Bundock
- ClubmanBen Cribbin & Jonny Bundock
ChampionsScrantos FC
72.2kg lost by the league
- Scales winnersChipswich
- Pitch winnersToulouse Weight FC
- Amazing LoserNot recorded
- Top scorerBeck Phillips
- Top pitch scorerAntony Peloe (13)
- Battle Royale winnerChristopher Heath
- ClubmanSte McConville, Toby Gravener, Beck Phillips, Chris Burton, Ant Peloe, Conor Mudge, Chris Stedman, James Savage
ChampionsVFL Wolfsburger
127.3kg lost by the league
- Scales winnersHolland Pies
- Pitch winnersScrantos FC
- Amazing LoserChris Heath
- Top scorerBaz Cooke
- Top pitch scorerAdam Cleary (16)
- ClubmanBeck Phillips
ChampionsScrantos FC
131.7kg lost by the league
- Scales winnersScrantos FC
- Pitch winnersScrantos FC
- Amazing LoserDan Blaney
- Top scorerDan Blaney & Ian Lomas
- Top pitch scorerBen Cribbin (8)
- ClubmanBeck Phillips
ChampionsMonster Munchen
161.6kg lost by the league
- Scales winnersMonster Munchen
- Pitch winnersNot recorded
- Amazing LoserMike Lake
- Top scorerConnor Mudge & Mike Lake
- ClubmanToby Gravener
ChampionsPorky Blinders
- Scales winnersNot recorded
- Pitch winnersNot recorded
- Amazing LoserJohn Bellamy
- Top scorerJohn Bellamy & Mark Goodall
- ClubmanDan Knowles & Gaz Clarke (Referee)
ChampionsRB Saints
- Scales winnersRB Saints
- Pitch winnersRB Saints
- Amazing LoserBarry Cooke
- Top scorerRyan Little
- ClubmanNot recorded
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We don't talk about season 7.
ChampionsFatburn Rovers
- Scales winnersFatburn Rovers
- Pitch winnersFatburn Rovers
- Amazing LoserJames Savage
- Top scorerFinley Hampson
- Top pitch scorerCol O’Grady (7)
- ClubmanNot recorded
- Cup winnersFatburn Rovers
ChampionsCheck Yer Balls
- Scales winnersNot recorded
- Pitch winnersNot recorded
- Amazing LoserMark Kendall
- Top scorerMark Kendall, Paul Mckenna & Stephen McConville
- ClubmanStephen McConville
- Cup winnersMan Titty
- Special awardNational Team of the Year: Check Yer Balls
ChampionsVanillareal
143.5kg lost by the league
- Scales winnersNot recorded
- Pitch winnersNot recorded
- Amazing LoserRyan Pinder
- Top scorerIan Hurst
- ClubmanNot recorded
- Cup winnersFatburn Rovers
ChampionsCookie Monsters
- Scales winnersNot recorded
- Pitch winnersNot recorded
- Amazing LoserDean Lee
- Top scorerJames Pout
- ClubmanNot recorded
- Cup winnersCookie Monsters
ChampionsAll Fats
- Scales winnersAll Fats
- Pitch winnersAll Fats
- Amazing LoserJames Savage
- Top scorerJames Savage
- ClubmanNot recorded
- Cup winnersRed Swine
ChampionsOB City
1,020.8kg lost by the league
- Scales winnersNot recorded
- Pitch winnersNot recorded
- Amazing LoserLee Carman
- Top scorerAdrian Pridgeon
- ClubmanNot recorded
- Cup winnersCookie Monsters
Hall of fame
Players and teams with more than oneHall of fame · players
More than one award
- BPBeck PhillipsS13S13S12S114
- JSJames SavageS13S6S2S24
- ILIan LomasS15S15S113
- JBJonny BundockS15S14S143
- BCBen CribbinS14S112
- CHChristopher HeathS14S132
- DBDan BlaneyS11S112
- JBJohn BellamyS9S92
- MMMarc MitchinsonS15S152
- MKMark KendallS5S52
- MLMike LakeS10S102
- SMStephen McConvilleS5S52
- TGToby GravenerS13S102
Hall of fame · teams
More than one title
- Fatburn RoversS6S6S6S6S45
- Scrantos FCS13S12S11S11S115
- JuventubsS15S15S15S144
- All FatsS2S2S23
- Cookie MonstersS3S3S13
- RB SaintsS8S8S83
- AC MealPlanS15S142
- Monster MunchenS10S102